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October 8, 2007

The Dimwit Zone - The Ultimate Internet Scheme

by Ferdinand T Cat

Do you want to buy cheap prescription drugs from people you've never seen? Do you believe that you may have won a million-dollar lottery you've never even heard of? Are you convinced that Bill Gates knows everything you do and is willing to pay you for sending email? Then Scam Blaster is for you!

Our crack team of internet researchers have put together all the web-based scams and tied them up in a single package. For the low, low price of $49.95 (we accept food stamps), we'll make sure you're hooked up to all of them. Just send us the money along with your email address, and within minutes your inbox will be overflowing with hot stock tips and ads for male enhancement products. Act now, and for no additional fee we'll also get you job offers from foreign corporations who need help getting your cash into their pockets.

There's no risk, thanks to our unconditional money-back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with Scam Blaster, there is no condition under which we'll give you your money back.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Gosh, Ferdy, if this product is so great, why are you practically giving it away for only $49.95? The answer to that is easy. I believe that if I can get a list of the EMAIL addresses of all the stupidest, most gullible people in the world, I can sell it to the spammers and then there's no need for them to send their idiotic emails to the rest of us.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, Perri Nelson's Website, Big Dog's Weblog, The Populist, Shadowscope, The Bullwinkle Blog, The Amboy Times, Nuke's, DragonLady's World, Pirate's Cove, Blue Star Chronicles, Republican National Convention Blog, High Desert Wanderer, and Right Voices, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

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I would not accept food stamps because in no circumstance will they allow me to purchase kitty food! How dare they. Don't they know who really runs the world???


Posted by: Rosemary Author Profile Page at October 9, 2007 6:53 AM

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