« Beowulf Under the Peg | Main | A Really Good Idea About Mortgage Relief »
December 4, 2007
Confused Americans for Truth - It is Implausible, but Likely, that We Can Stop Iran from Making Nukes
A recent U.S. intelligence estimate indicates that Iran has stopped its program to build nuclear weapons. Israel disagrees, and they do have a point, given that our intelligence service has not really covered itself with glory in recent years.
There is, however, a a sure-fire method for finding out the truth.
You may remember that in 1998, President Clinton bombed Iraq because it was building nuclear weapons. When Bush invaded Iraq in 2003, however, those weapons disappeared, and it is now generally accepted that Saddam was never a threat to anyone.
Obviously, then, the way to stop Iran from building nuclear weapons is to have Bush invade the country immediately. This will not only stop Iran's nuclear program, but will retroactively eliminate any nuclear weapons Iran has already built.
We have no time to lose. A year from now, we may very well have another Clinton in the White House, in which case an invasion of Iran would have no effect on whether or not it has been building nukes.
Consider yourself warned.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
# At Tue 9:08 PM | Permalink | Trackback URI | Comments (0) | More Confused Americans for Truth | Tags: Bill Clinton conservative George W. Bush humor intelligence Iran Iraq nuclear proliferation Saddam Hussein satire
Leave a comment
Leave a comment