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January 25, 2008

Catblogging - The Osmotic Theory of Protein Transfer

So here we have Boots and Lucky sleeping on The Gremlin's elephant pillow, which technically is against the rules because The Gremlin is my personal pet human. I've had to switch to the Gremlin's giant raccoon pillow, which is not as nice because it's a Disney product and therefore automatically less dignified.

Anyway, a more serious problem is that Boots is eating all the cat food. It doesn't bother me, because I know how to scrounge without getting caught, but I'm worried about Lucky. As far as I can tell, the only calories Lucky is taking in are being absorbed from Boots using some sort of contact osmosis. It would explain why they always sleep together.

Boots is the gray one that looks twice as big as the orange one. The orange one is Lucky.

I'm offscreen, sleeping on the stupid Disney raccoon pillow, but I'm not bitter about it.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat

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