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April 22, 2008

Notes from Ferdy - A Disaster Involving Pizza Cheese and Boots

by Ferdinand T Cat

Bruce has managed to lose over 40 pounds on a diet whose centerpiece is a custom home-made pizza. All home-made pizzas around here involve Sargento's shredded mozzarella cheese, and any time you have Bruce working with shredded cheese there's a fairly good possibility of a mistaken hand movement, a spinning bag, and delectable goodness flying all over the kitchen.

He usually ends up crying over the waste, but to me it's like Christmas. So, earlier tonight when I heard the sobs I thought this would be a nice break from hiding under the bed wishing my head didn't hurt so much. (I still have a cold.) Alas, it was not to be: By the time I got downstairs to the kitchen, Boots, the world's silliest cat, was inhaling the last of the little cheese bits and there was nothing left for me.

It's so unfair. At the speed he eats, he can't possibly savor the rich protein flavor, the hint of salt, the creamy texture.

It seems to me that The Girl Who Feeds Me should be spending less time teaching him not to sharpen his claws on the chairs and more time impressing on this youngster the importance of leaving some treats for the Alpha Cat in the house.

I don't think it's too much to ask.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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Ferdy:

It seems to me there's more than enough cheese on the internet to satisfy even your insatiable cravings.


Posted by: Suldog at April 22, 2008 11:10 AM

I couldn't help but to tb to this. He's just so cute! ;)


Posted by: Rosemary at April 22, 2008 3:10 PM

Congrats to Bruce on the weight loss!! Ferdi .. there is enough cheese in the world for all. :)


Posted by: Jo at April 24, 2008 5:28 AM

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