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April 22, 2008
Confused Americans for Truth - Why You Should Vote for John McCain
Tonight as I listened to the news reports about Hillary Clinton's win in Pennsylvania, it occurred to me that perhaps I'm following the Democratic nomination process so closely because it helps me to forget that the Republican candidate is John McCain. This made me recall a recent news story in which Indiana governer Mitch Daniels argued that conservatives need to stop waiting for another Ronald Reagan and get behind John McCain, so I began thinking that maybe I should take a second look at the Senior Senator from Arizona.
We're in a fight with a completely new kind of enemy, one that doesn't wear a uniform and doesn't respect the rules of war. We need a President who has proven he's can fight hard and talk tough. I think a lot of conservatives are lukewarm about McCain because he's the make-nice-with-Democrats guy. But the truth is that when it comes to one particular group of people, John McCain has been not only fearless, but downright contemptuous. Against this enemy, McCain has fought dirty, has talked tough, and then, after years of spitting in their faces, asked-- no, demanded-- their unconditional support.
And we're going to do it! We're going to vote for him in November, so that for the next four years, instead of a Democrat kicking us in the face on a daily basis, it will be a guy we actually elected telling us to bend over and ask for another.
It's just so beautiful that I can't stand to think about it.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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I may have to vote this guy, but I most certainly will NOT bend over for him! ;)
Posted by: Rosemary at April 23, 2008 8:54 AM


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