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July 9, 2008

Confused Americans for Truth - Another Obama Rumor that Needs to be Debunked

by Ferdinand T Cat

There have been several crazy rumors about the circumstances of Barack Obama's birth. In particular, some people believe that Obama is not an American citizen, and they've invoked Tom Sowell's name in an attempt to give that belief a respectability it does not deserve.

I am here to tell you definitively that this rumor is completely false.

The rumor persists because Obama's birth certificate has the wrong name on it. We can solve the problem (and dozens of others) by using the birth certificate name on the ballot in November. This will insure that the correct person is elected to the White House. As a superior life form with absolutely no ulterior motives, I have volunteered to personally assist the Democratic Party and the Federal Election Commission in making this name change happen.

The correct spelling of Obama's name is F-E-R-D-I-N-A-N-D T C-A-T. Make sure that's the name you vote for this fall.

The future you save might be your own.

Respectfully submitted,

(Well, you know who I am)

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