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July 17, 2008
Confused Americans for Truth - The Real Story Behind Obama's Religion
Rumors continue to circulate that Barack Obama is a Muslim. These rumors persist because Obama spent part of his youth living in Indonesia, where he attended a Muslim school.
The theory is that Obama is some sort of sleeper agent with a pro-terrorism agenda which he will execute as soon as he becomes President. This is a very silly idea. Congressional Democrats have been operating with a pro-terrorism agenda for almost two years, and it hasn't made any difference. Obama will be no more effective. I mean, really, folks, has Obama accomplished anything in the past four years besides talk?
But regardless of Obama's specific religious affiliation, he is first and foremost a liberal. I know liberals, folks, and I can tell you with complete confidence that Barack Obama will not under any circumstances allow his religion to influence his behaviour. Trust me: if an amateur ideologue like John Kerry can reconcile abortion with Catholicism, a locution artist like Obama would have no trouble proving that the prophet Mohammed believed in gay marriage.
I hope this helps you if you are at all confused about what to do in November.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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