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November 8, 2008

Notes from Ferdy - The Dog Days of the Obama Era

by Ferdinand T Cat

Okay, it's been a rough couple of days for the new President-elect. First, there were problems with campaign workers not being paid. Then, during his first post-election press conference, he makes a lame joke about Nancy Reagan.

Argh.

Whatever virtues Barack Obama possesses, a sense of humor is not one of them. I pointed this out back in September, and I am a superior life form, after all.

But things are about to get worse. It turns out that Obama intends to adopt a dog. People, you have to do everything you can to stop him. The last thing a person who takes himself too seriously needs is an animal bred for slavish devotion. It's like asking an arsonist to go play with matches in a woodpile.

Call your local Democrat precinct office and tell them that if Obama goes through with this dog plan, his jokes are going to become so lame that the public will demand an impeachment just to shut the guy up. Obama needs a cat, not a dog.

This could get very bad.

Respectfully submitted,

Ferdinand T. Cat


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It may not be possible for Obama to develop a sense of humor or even learn to successfully deliver a good punch line. With all the cash his campaign 'acquired' you might think they could have spent some of it on a comedy coach.

Some say cats are indifferent. That would be a good match for Obama. But the dog is for the kids. And if the kids are happy, Michelle will be happy. And if Michelle is happy, Barack will be happy.

Ya, get 'em a cat, ignore the kids.


Posted by: Stanford Matthews at November 8, 2008 7:43 AM

Yeah, definitely should get a cat.

Dogs can be more useful because they are dumb enough to psychologically condition.

Cats are way more COOL!

DT


Posted by: dal_timgar at November 21, 2008 11:30 AM

Wow. It's been a long time, Dal. I thought you'd died or gone offline or something. Good to see I was wrong.


Posted by: Ferdy Author Profile Page at November 21, 2008 11:41 PM

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