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February 12, 2009
Adventures with Bruce - The Mystery of the Hidden Camera
It's been quite a while since we published any pictures of me, so this afternoon I got into what I thought was an exceptionally gorgeous pose and waited for Bruce to take a picture. Bruce got the hint immediately, but he was unable to find my camera.
See, yesterday the twins said they had to borrow Bruce's camera and he let them have it. Then today, they several hours trying to convert Maggie into a blonde. I've never seen the hair-dye thing in action, but apparently it's a lot trickier than it looks. For example, if you try to switch to blonde shortly after a previous switch to red, the two sets of chemicals interact in strange ways and you get a sort of mixture of red, blonde, and Screaming Fifth Element Orange.
Anyway, I'm sure that in another day or two, when Maggie no longer looks like a prime candidate for a Do-It-Yourself Hair-Dye Fail picture, the camera will mysteriously reappear and more pictures of me will be immediately forthcoming.
Respectfully submitted,
Ferdinand T. Cat
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