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April 8, 2009
The Dimwit Zone - Coming Too Soon to a Store Near You
!!NEW!! From Hung Wong Enterprises!
Are you tired of high winds blowing your garbage all over the place?
Has your bank account been cleaned out by a plethora of littering fines?
Well worry no more! New from Hung Wong Enterprises:
!!Spray On Lead!!
Make your paper garbage cut through the air like a stone with Spray On Lead.
Easy To USE! Simply spray, wait and throw!
You'll never have to worry about missing your target again.
"Spray On Lead... is... useful and causes... no... cancer..." - Grant D. Fenwold, noted medical researcher
Warning: Spray On Lead should not be used indoors, around children, on small animals, on large animals, by people with respiratory problems, by people on medication, by pregnant women, on pregnant women, or in the presence of anyone who knows a lawyer.
Hung Wong Enterprises
Because some mistakes last forever.
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