CSI Schaumburg
13 entries
- Teaser for Episode 91: The Carbon Hunter
Alex and his team try to stop a local environmentalist from killing people who exhale carbon dioxide....
# At July 9, 2008 10:30 PM | Tags: conservative Global Warming humor satire - Excerpt from Episode 67: The Party
Alex: (Talking to his daughter) Now Suzy, what did we learn from the party last night? Suzy:Silk burns... So does brandy.... and pianos....
# At June 19, 2007 11:30 PM - Teaser for Episode 71: The Convention Mystery
Alex's CSI team is called in to investigate when comedian Al Franken hosts a convention for Air America Radio fans and no one shows up.
# At January 2, 2007 4:47 PM | Tags: Air America Al Franken conservative humor satire - Excerpt from Episode 47: Shooting Spree
Alex and Wendy are standing in a Wal-Mart where twelve people have been shot by a mysterious assailant. ALEX (picking up a piece of paper on the floor): It looks like some sort of suicide note. Do you think this...
# At February 10, 2006 4:58 AM - Teaser for Episode 48: Politics as Usual
Alex discovers that his old foe Councilman Strothers has violated campaign finance laws. Alex and the team have 24 hours to prove that Strothers is a Republican, or the election commission will penalize Strothers with a simple fine rather than...
# At October 4, 2005 3:00 AM - Teaser for Episode 44: Hurricane Rita
While on vacation from her job with the Schaumburg forensics lab, Wendy travels to Texas with her boyfriend, a Washington Post reporter, to help him dig up stories that make President Bush look bad....
# At September 25, 2005 1:38 AM - Summary for Episode 24: Conspiracies
While vacationing in Maryland, Alex befriends Charlie, a homeless man who claims to be a former FBI agent. Charlie tells Alex that he has information about a criminal conspiracy emanating from the White House, and the evidence is in a...
# At June 26, 2005 2:14 AM - Teaser for Episode 36, "It Takes a Village"
The mysterious death of a McCain campaign worker uncovers a secret conspiracy to discredit Hillary Clinton by revealing that she had a sexual relationship with a former U.S. President....
# At June 6, 2005 12:46 PM - Teaser for Episode 18, "Wet T Shirts"
In the middle of the February network sweeps, Alex and the CSI team must find a way to keep viewers from changing channels to watch a docudrama about pop star Michael Jackson....
# At May 24, 2005 12:01 AM - Teaser for Episode 26, "Cheerleaders"
In the aftermath of President Clinton's visit to Harper College, the team must unravel the mystery behind an epidemic of pregnant high school cheerleaders....
# At May 23, 2005 1:57 PM - Excerpt from Episode 32, "Caviar and Camembert"
Sam: (Enters a room where Alex is currently looking over several case files) Serial case? Alex: Yeah, twelve victims so far, all of them were poisoned. Sam: We got anything on the victims? Alex: All of the victims had very...
# At May 21, 2005 1:50 PM - Teaser for Episode 31, "Social Science Dreams"
In this episode, Alex and the CSI team go to Conant High in order to find out why students in the Social Science Survey course keep falling asleep while watching a video of John Kerry's acceptance speech from the 2004...
# At May 20, 2005 8:49 AM - Excerpt from Episode 12, "Cold Comfort"
This is the first in what we hope will be a series of script excerpts from the Dimwit Zone's highest-rated TV show-- CSI Schaumburg-- which follows the intrepid cops of the Schaumburg, Illinois forensic laboratory as they use the powers of modern science to solve crime in this sleepy Chicago suburb.
# At May 19, 2005 6:03 PM

