Catblogging
199 entries
- A Lucky Sleeping Arrangement
- Will They Ever Realize it's Just a Stupid Toy?
- Sometimes the Younger Generation Worries Me
- A Trip to the Mall to Visit Santa
# At November 16, 2008 11:40 PM | Tags: Boots Christmas family humor liberals Lucky mozzarella cheese photos Rain Forest Cafe Santa Claus Starbuck's The Girl The Gremlin - Nomenclature
- In the Final Analysis, Boots is Boots
- Holding On to the Things That Matter
- Some Lessons Are Not Appreciated
- She's Back At Last
# At July 31, 2008 9:10 PM | Tags: cats family love The Gremlin The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess Wii - This is Not Galilea Montejo
# At July 30, 2008 8:02 PM | Tags: Barb Boots cats family Galilea Montejo humor search engine soap operas The Other Cat - Lucky and the Amazing Viper Indoor Remote Control Helicopter
This is the amazing Viper Indoor Remote Control Helicopter. This is Lucky the completely fearless cat. This is Lucky the completely fearless cat and the amazing Viper Indoor Remote Control Helicopter. Fear is a very important emotion. When a...
# At July 24, 2008 7:24 PM | Tags: cats helicopters humor Lucky satire toys - A Very Sincere Form of Flattery
- The Three Faces of Felinity
This is a visual essay in which I intend to demonstrate the difference between three different feline personality types. td.catz { padding: 4px; margin-bottom: 2px; text-align: center } .catz img { padding-top: 2px; } td.sep { border-bottom: 3px solid #999;...
# At July 2, 2008 12:37 AM | Tags: Boots cats family humor Lucky - Lucky Cat's Printout Delivery Service
- A Slight Problem with Photographic Composition
- A Bit of a Stretch
- The Nacho Concept
# At March 4, 2008 2:54 AM | Tags: Barb cats cheese conservative family humor meat nacho cheese protein - Lucky Among the Ashes
- Lucky Seeks a Little Warmth
- The Osmotic Theory of Protein Transfer
- The Cute Look
- What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate
- Contract Problems
- Problems With Newly Adopted Kittens
- Boots Episode 6: Finally, They Hold Still Long Enough for a Picture
- Boots, Episode 5: The Homecoming
The pet shelter was closed for the holidays, but yesterday it was open again and Bruce was able to take Boots and Lucky home. Bruce had wanted to adopt both cats ever since he took this picture, but Barb Gigamaster...
# At January 3, 2008 10:20 AM | Tags: Barb Boots cats Lucky Maggie North Dakota The Interloper - Boots, Episode 4: Friendship Sock
- Boots Episode 3: Delays, Delays
- Boots Episode 2: Lucky
- Boots Episode 1: The Choosing
Adopting a cat is not quite so simple as it was in the days when Bruce's wife grabbed me out of a cardboard box and drove me to my new home. These days the preferred method is to go to...
# At December 17, 2007 4:10 PM | Tags: Boots cats family humor love Maggie Pet Rescue The Girl The Interloper - Fail-Safe Option
- Geometric Napping
- Happy Thanksgiving
# At November 23, 2007 11:46 AM | Tags: cameras conservative humor North Dakota philosophy Thanksgiving The Gremlin - Thanksgiving In North Dakota, Day 1
# At November 22, 2007 8:25 AM | Tags: cats country music family humor mozzarella cheese Sargento's The Girl The Gremlin - Maggie's New Chair, Improved by Cat
- The Baby Simulator
- Checking Out the New Chair
# At November 12, 2007 4:49 PM | Tags: Barb cats chairs family humor Maggie mozzarella cheese Sargento's The Gremlin - Photo-Enhanced Cat Napping
- Exhaustion 2
- Where's the Cat?
- Room Ownership Problems
- The Camera Climb
- The Other Cat Up Close
- The Other Cat Takes a Bath
During the cleanup following the great storm a few weeks ago, The Other Cat got some unknown substance in her fur and stopped grooming herself. The Girl Who Feeds Me decided this was a problem, so she purchased some special...
# At September 6, 2007 11:43 AM | Tags: Barb baths cats grooming Iran Maggie nuclear proliferation terrorists The Girl The Other Cat - Living Without the Gremlin
- Waiting for Cheese
- A Cold Truth
I'm a skeptic by trade, and usually, when I figure something out, there's this incredible AHA feeling. Sometimes, however, the truth leaves you cold. According to the vet, a mysterious illness had been hitting older cats for months before the...
# At August 9, 2007 5:53 PM | Tags: cats family health risks Menu Foods pet food Science Diet The Other Cat - The Interloper in her New Home
- Superior Life Form Comforts the Dying
Though cats can not smell as well as dogs, we can smell more things than humans do. We are also good at observing quirks of human behavior that humans consider beneath notice. As a result, we can learn things that...
# At July 26, 2007 11:14 AM | Tags: cameras cats humor learning Oscar reasoning science Steere House - The Interloper Outdoors
- A Cat's Love
- Being Helpful
- I am Not Overjoyed, it Just Looks That Way
- The Denim Jacket Trick
- Two Portraits
- The Hooded-Eyes Look
- Dinnertime Conflict
# At May 18, 2007 1:59 AM | Tags: Barb cats dinner family homework humor tables The Gremlin The Other Cat - Up Close in High Resolution
- Invasion of the Boneless Cat
- Finger-Licking Good
- Another Annual Trip to the Vet
# At April 6, 2007 2:38 AM | Tags: cats humor mozzarella cheese pet health satire The Gremlin The Interloper The Other Cat - The Full-Body Tuck Circular Sleep Position
- A Kiss is Still a Kiss
- Finally, I Have My Own Camera
- What You Need to Know About Pictures of Me
I am a superior life form, but there are limits to what I can do. One of those limits is that I can't do a cat blog unless I have access to the digital camera. When the digital camera is...
# At March 15, 2007 2:36 AM | Tags: blogging cameras cats family humor Peg-Eye Nate satire The Interloper - A Serious Social Problem
- The Other Cat Makes Her Move
- Safe Sleep
- Wood as a Method for Staying Warm
- Desktop Wallpaper for Cat Lovers
- Silent Movie: Catz vs. Dogz
- Before and After
- Beware of the Guard Cat
- My Superior Brain in Action
- Sunbeam Management
- Christmas Insurance
- Thanks to Caffeine Withdrawal, Here is a Picture of the Wrong Cat
- The Ribbon Problem
- Happy Thanksgiving
- The Cat-Bed Wars
- Halloween Photo Journal
I thought for this week's cat blog, I'd show some pictures from Halloween....
# At November 2, 2006 11:03 PM | Tags: cats family Halloween humor Peg-Eye Nate The Girl The Interloper - Thinking on Top of the Box
- Searching for a Missing Camera
- A Reason for Pause
- Finders Keepers
- Mouse Hunting
- A Clever Disguise in an Unfortunate Place
- On Guard With Some Local Color
# At September 14, 2006 10:48 PM | Tags: cats family gaming humor mozzarella cheese Sargento's The Gremlin video games - Peg-Eye Nate at Risk
- The Mighty Hunter at Rest
- An Undeniable Truth
- It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
- Another Good Deed Gets Me in Trouble
- A Flashy Problem
- An Unstable Situation
- The Mystery of the Bulge
- Utility is in the Eye of the Beholder
- A Catblogging Crisis
- Coming Out of the Cupboard
- Multitasking
- Hard Cheese
- The Mighty Hunter
- The End of a Long Day with Parades and Stuff
- Carpet Protocol as a Logical Rebuttal to Liberalism
- Window Shopping
- It Was a Very Trying Ten Minutes
- This is Not Good
- Indecision is an Awful Thing
- Searching for Children
- On the Job
- Almost the Rest I Deserve
- Patience Works
This picture is proof that even in this permissive day and age, human children can still be trained. The Gremlin in this photo is engaging in skritching, a practice in which a human scratches a cat's head in order to...
# At March 30, 2006 10:54 PM - Trying to Keep It Together
- Master of All I Survey
- The Problem of the Refrigerator Door
- Hug Practice
- Taking Care of Absent Friends
- Supervision
- Using My Superior Brain
- Stairway Design Flaw
- The Penny Whistle
- Training Your Human Pets
- The Hunter Sleeps
- The Finger-Sniffing Syndrome
- The Interloper Tries a New Approach
- Appearances are Deceiving
- Sleeping Cutie
- A Fitting Place to Rest
- Just When You Thought it Couldn't Get Worse
- After the Party
- A Matter of Priorities
- Do the Job, No Matter What the Cost
- A Rough Walk
- Surveying The Floor
- The Warm Basket Mystery
- Fun with Digital Photography
- The Fluffiness Syndrome
- Barb Gigamaster and the Interloper
- If Bruce Has a Camera, This Must Be Friday
- Buffy the Cosmic Kitty and the General Concept of Leavart
As I have mentioned before, people like to send us pictures of cats, and I encourage the practice because the Girl Who Feeds Me likes looking at pictures of cats. This is a photoshopped image from Christopher Leavitt called Buffy...
# At October 2, 2005 5:55 PM - A Tap Upside the Head
- Shelby Cat Monitoring His Pet
- Thrones
- Trying to Do the Right Thing
- High-Impact Staring
- Carnival of the Cats #76
From the Carnival of the Cats home page: Its purpose is to provide a non-political respite from the vehement echo chamber that the Blogopshere spins itself into during the week, demonstrating that even the mightiest and meekest of pundits have...
# At September 4, 2005 11:48 PM - Wishing with Sunlight
- Cutting Down on Obnoxious News
- Hook and Claw
- Metastable Sleeping Arrangements
I've been really upset the whole weekend because the picture of myself that I posted earlier is not very good. I mean, pictures of me are among the most awesome, exciting things in the universe, and posting a blurry one...
# At August 20, 2005 10:25 PM - Guard Position
- A Monumental Dilemma
- Mental Differences
People often wonder why I consider myself a superior life form. The main reason is, of course, that I am smart enough to recognize my own superiority; however, there are other reasons, as the following photos illustrate. This is me...
# At August 5, 2005 2:16 PM - Focal Length
- Film Review
- Perking Up
- Some Days It Doesn't Pay to Wake Up
- The New Workspace
- A Contest of Yucks
- Even Better When Lit
- The World is Now a Better Place
- Fitting in the Chair
- Making Yourself Heard
- Basic Training
- Emergency Catblogging
Hi. My name is Bruce Parrello and I'm Ferdy's assistant on the blog. I'm currently working on porting a gene database from Unix to Windows. Part of this involves transferring 50 gigabytes of data from a Macintosh server to my...
# At May 27, 2005 5:26 PM - Protecting Homework
- Trying to Do the Evil Eye Thing
- Carnival of the Cats, #59: A Meow is Worth A Thousand Words
Welcome to The 59th Carnival of the Cats, the only carnival devoted entirely to superior life forms. I thought I'd start off with a picture of my all-time favorite cat: ME. In this photo I'm trying to decide whether I...
# At May 9, 2005 12:50 AM - Telemarketing
- Playing
- Watching 24
- The Interloper in a Quiet Moment
- Cleanup
- The Downside of Scented Candle Wax
This is an example of how easy it is to draw an incorrect conclusion from the evidence. The spoon I'm licking in the photo is the one normally used by Barb Gigamaster when she's cooking fudge and other sweet stuff....
# At April 8, 2005 1:52 AM - Carnival of the Cats #54
The 54th Carnival of the Cats is now up at CathColl.net. As usual, there are tons of entries, many of them featuring cats almost as drop-dead gorgeous as I am. I do worry, however, about Mack's relationship to his pet's...
# At April 3, 2005 9:49 PM - Triple Threat
- An Honest Mistake
- Bruce's New Laptop
- Books and Bunnies
- Photo of a Barking Mooncat
I really wish I could say that Bruce photoshopped The Interloper's eyes to make them look like that. Respectfully submitted,Ferdinand T. Cat...
# At March 8, 2005 2:29 PM - Peaceful Coexistence
- Crochet
- Not Hiding
- The Amazing, Stupendous Carnival of the Cats, Volume 47
- Different Views
- Looking Smart
- A Cat's Scratching Post is his Castle
- A Bit of a Stretch
# At January 14, 2005 12:28 AM | Tags: cats digital camera mozzarella cheese photo Sargento's The Girl - Self Control
- The Interloper Revealed
- Shock and Awe
- Remote Control
- PDA Fun
- Nonverbal Communication
- The Other Cat
- Close Up
- Protecting Books
- Late Picture
- In the News
